No, do not expect me to get all maudlin because the end of the year is upon us. Even though Spring is usually thought of as a time for rebirth, I like to think that a new year is the perfect time for change. Not resolution changes, who the hell actually keeps resolutions anyway? But actual changes that don’t require a gym membership, therapist visit, or trip to the diet food aisle.
So, that being said, the following are a list of things that I am going to change starting now:
I will no longer
drink swear be sarcastic laugh my ass off at idiots …
Aw, fuck it, let’s go get a beer and enjoy ourselves!
Happy New Year!!!